I had been in Japan only a few days when my brother suggested visiting Chichibu.
“It’s beautiful,” he said. “You’ll love it!”
I was happy to go along with his suggestion, seeing as he 1.) is my brother and b.) was living in Japan at the time, so I cheerfully agreed, and the following morning I found myself on a little bus destined for Chichibu National Park.
This post isn’t really about the national park, however.
As we wandered up the hill from the entrance, I munched on my matcha-flavoured pocky sticks and looked around me. It was a sunny day and my brother was right, the park was beautiful. Granite rocks and large volcanic stone slabs reached into the sky and spindly trees dotted the landscape like escapees from a Bob Ross painting. Every so often I would find a sign in Japanese with a picture of a bear and the phrase “PLEASE BE CAREFUL TO BEARS!” neatly printed underneath in English. I think they were going for ‘Please be careful of bears’ but I have to admit their translation was much better. Not only was it unintentionally hilarious, but I feel like it had the potential to dramatically slash visitor numbers.
Not that the place was packed, exactly. We passed about five other visitors on our way in, and as we walked, we talked. Over the past few days I had visited shrines and cherry blossoms, and I had started to get a feel for the place. I hadn’t yet visited Tokyo, so the more extreme aspects of culture clash were yet to come, but I was enjoying myself immensely pointing out the cultural idiosyncrasies that my brother had assimilated after three years of living in the country.
I was also taking a great deal of interest in my surroundings. Small, chubby stone statues peeked at us from hiding places in the landscape. I pointed out every statue I saw until my brother finally rolled his eyes to the sky and slowly let out a long breath.
“If you do that for every single one of them we’ll be here until next month.”
I side-eyed him and snapped a quick photo. We continued on until we reached a shrine.
The thing you must understand about shrines in Japan is that they are everywhere. Before you visit Japan, you see a photo of them online or in a travel guide and you think, ‘That’s amazing!‘ What you don’t realise is that there are Buddhist shrines, and Shinto shrines, and although they are amazing, they are also innumerable and omnipresent. I really cannot stress this enough. There are shrines around every corner, in every city, up every hill.
We had already visited about five shrines in the past two days when I spotted this shiny red shrine in Chichibu. I pointed up at it eagerly. My brother sighed.
“Really? Another one?”
I nodded. The novelty hadn’t yet worn off for me. I snapped a quick photo and bounded off towards the steps with my brother trailing behind me in a decidedly less enthusiastic fashion. At the entryway to the shrine, I circled an arm around a red pillar and admired the carvings as I waited for the sound of my brother’s reluctant footsteps to reach my side.
Suddenly a short, thin, bald Japanese man wearing what looked like white house slippers appeared out of nowhere. He said something in rapid-fire Japanese and I cocked my head like a confused spaniel. I felt my eyes widen in panic and I turned to look for my brother, whose foot had only just reached the last step.
“He minds the shrine” my brother muttered to me, joining me in the doorway.
The man turned his attention to him, and asked him a question. My brother explained in simple Japanese that we were Irish, and the man’s face wrinkled into an enormous smile.
“Air-ris-shu!” He exclaimed, beaming. “You come visit?”
“Yes!” I said, glad to be able to communicate.
“First Air-ris-shu here! Why?”
I pointed at my brother and said, “This is my brother. He lives here. I came to visit him.”
“Ahhh,” the man sighed. He muttered something in Japanese then to my brother, and I caught the word “sakura.” Having already had this conversation a few times since arriving in Japan, I nodded my head pre-emptively as my brother translated.
“He says you’re just in time for the cherry-blossoms.”
“I gathered,” I said dryly.
Each and every Japanese person I had spoken to since I had arrived in the country had made some mention of how fortunate I was to have arrived in time to see the cherry blossom trees. I was starting to think it was a bit of an unhealthy obsession. I mean, who gets that excited about a tree?*
I was still rolling my eyes internally at this national obsession with a flower when the man said something that snapped my attention back to him with laser precision.
“Are you here for UFOs?”
I felt my eyes slide to my brother’s face, trying to follow his lead. Was it another lost-in-translation moment? Did UFOs mean something different here?
My brother was staring blankly at the man. He blinked twice.
“UFOs?” I prompted.
“Yes!” The man bobbed his head up and down so vigorously I started to worry it might fall off. “Many people come for UFOs.”
I flicked a glance at my brother again just to double check that he was as blindsided by this conversation topic as I was. His face hadn’t moved a single muscle, but his eyes had the pained expression of someone struggling with the decision of whether or not to laugh.
“Do you mean… flying saucers?” I asked, haltingly.
“Yes, YES!” The head bobbing increased in speed. “Flying saucer!”
I briefly considered trying to catch my brother’s eye but then decided that it would be a monstrous lack of decorum to laugh in this eager man’s face, so I bit the inside of my cheek instead.
“There are UFOs here? In the park?” I asked.
“Yes, yes.” The man shuffled closer and pointed up at the sky. “They come. They come often. Here.”
“Oh.” I said.
We stood there for a moment in silence, the three of us looking up at a brilliantly blue, cloudless patch of sky. The man, reverently looking up at where he obviously thought a UFO might appear at any moment, and my brother and I following his gaze, rendered completely speechless. In the quiet the moment seemed to stretch, but for the life of me I couldn’t think of a single thing to say.
And then the silence was broken.
“I have photo!”
I turned to face him. “Sorry?”
“I have photo! One moment please.” The man shuffled into the temple and out of sight.
My brother and I stood motionless. Then the side of my brother’s mouth moved.
“He’s serious. He’s actually serious.”
Laughter bubbled up my throat and I coughed in an attempt to disguise it.
“You didn’t mention Yamanashi was a UFO hotspot,” I said in a casual tone of voice.
My brother snorted.
The man reappeared with a point-and-shoot camera that was at least a decade old. He positioned himself between us and turned the camera over to show us the small screen on the back. He flicked through various photos until he found the one he was looking for and held it up.
“See?”
I peered at the screen. It showed the patch of sky we had just been closely examining, only in this photo there was a small blob in the upper right corner. He jabbed the blob with his finger. “There!” He said, triumphantly.
It looked like a bird to me. Possibly an eagle.
“Mmmm” I murmured, noncommittal.
He flicked ahead to another photo of the same scene. This one had a couple of orbs, the kind you get from using the flash when dust particles get in the way.
“See!” He pointed, excited.
“Yes,” I said. “I see.”
He flicked through, showing us more photos with orbs hanging in the middle distance, and a couple more photos of blurry blotches in the sky.
“People come from all over,” he said. “They come for UFOs.”
“Tourists?” I asked.
“Yes, yes. French. Many French. Some American.”
“French and American people come here to watch for UFOs?”
“Yes, yes. UFOs here many times. French, American… They know. Many times here.”
“Like… Every month, or….?”
“No, no. Sometimes three times one day. Sometimes two times one week. Many times here. Some days better. Afternoon best time.”
“Afternoon? Not… at night?”
“No, no. 4pm. 4pm best time here.” He pointed at the patch of sky again. “Here,” he reminded us solemnly.
“Why here?” I asked.
“Area of activity,” he said, nodding sagely. “Governments come to study.”
“Governments? Really?”
“Yes, yes. American. Japanese. Governments come.” He looked out at the horizon, then stared into my eyes. “Area of activity,” he repeated.
“Ahh, of course.”
My brother clapped his hands together, his patience spent. “Well!” He bowed his head to our new friend. “Thank you, we will be sure to keep an eye on the sky for these UFOs.”
The man put his hands together and bowed his bald head low.
I put my hands together and bowed my head in return. Then I smiled at him, a genuine, happy smile. He legitimately believed in UFOs and I admired that faith and interest and passion, even if I couldn’t understand it. I had enjoyed seeing his world through his eyes for a moment, even if I had to squint a little to see eagles as flying saucers, and dust particles as spaceships.
As we made our way down the steps, my brother’s shoulders started to shake with laughter. By the time we reached the main path, tears were streaming down his face. After a quick look over my shoulder to make sure our friend wasn’t watching us, I joined him. I laughed because that was the last possible conversation I had expected to have at a Japanese shrine (or anywhere really). I laughed because it was sunny, and I was happy, and it seemed absurd to climb the steps to an ancient shrine only to wind up talking about flying saucers. Then I saw another sign for “PLEASE BE CAREFUL TO THE BEARS!” and started laughing again.
We finally wiped our eyes and refilled our water bottles for the hike ahead before setting off for Nanatsugama-godan Falls, and as we trudged up the next hill, I looked back at the blue, cloudless, birdless patch of sky.
Just in case.
*As I said, I hadn’t been to Tokyo yet at this point in the trip, and so I had no idea what was in store.
Please, please, please tell me you got to see Tokyo – Chichibu is a wonderful way to spend a day but for full-tilt Japanese insanity (Japansanity?) you need to experience full throttle Tokyo. Shinjuku district.
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Of course I did! Don’t you worry! I hit up Tokyo, cherry blossoms, Nagasaki, more cherry blossoms, and a few other places (and more cherry blossoms)!
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I so enjoyed reading that post! What a fun story to tell. I do hope you searched for UFOs in Tokyo?:)
I would love to travel to Japan one day; it seems so beautiful.
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I definitely recommend Japan for a visit – it’s unlike anywhere else I’ve ever been! And I did of course go to Tokyo although I didn’t find any UFOs there either!
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Washington D.C. goes all out every year for their cherry blossom festival too. Sure, they’re pretty, but those damn trees draws unbelievable crowds.
And this story is precious! Between the bear signs and the Japanese man excited by UFOs… you surely can’t make this stuff up. 🙂
And some how, you’ve perfected the Japanese accent in your writing. Loved it!
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Haha he was a character! He made my day, honestly.
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Fun story. That was a very nice use of dialogue to keep the story moving. I’m impressed.
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Thanks Jeff. He was unique!
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shrines, bears and saucers
oh my.
Great blog.
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I love UFO nuts. They don’t love me, for some reason! (Probably because I politely and calmly point point out that astronomers and astrophysicists, as a profession, have a 0% incidence of UFO sightings, despite the fact that it’s their job to look at the sky…)
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I don’t think you would have had the heart to break it to this small bald man that he was imagining things. He really fervently believed it and it would feel too much like telling a small child about Santa. I mean, what harm?
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I know, bless ’em 🙂
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Ah! I love your stories, I also live vicariously through you! Bears & UFOs OH MY!
Your pictures are beautiful and I love that you took pictures of all the little statues too! I would’ve done the same thing 😂.
It sounds like quite the adventure, good times and happiness! Loved this ❤️
PS. Make sure you are careful TO bears 😂🐻
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